10 anime jokes that made me smile

I haven’t ready any anime jokes funny enough to make me LOL before, but I’ve run into a few that made my lips twitch into a smile. That’s probably the most one could hope for from jokes about anime, as opposed to jokes within anime. See how many of these anime jokes you can get:

1Q: Where does Kagome clean her clothes? 
 A: Inu-washa 🙂 

2Q: Why is Light like a lift? 
A: Because he’s an L evader. 

3. Q: What is the difference between Love and Naruto?

A: Naruto lasts forever.

4Your momma is so Fat even Naruto doesn’t believe it !

5. You’re so stupid someone handed you the Death Note and you thought they wanted your autograph!

6Yo mama’s so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

7Yo Mama’s so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

8. Q: Why is Christmas Kira’s favorite holiday?
A: No L.

9. Q: How many Kiras does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Light’s already there.

10Q: How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 
A- One, but it takes him 10 episodes!

Honorable mention: 

Q: What’s the difference between naruto and a dead squirrel?

A: The squirrel’s dead. [note: it doesn’t make any sense, but I smiled precisely because it’s so nonsensical. Onto the list it goes]

 

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