Cat jokes

  • Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
  • Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  • What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
  • How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
  • What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
  • What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpetrator.
  • Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
  • What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
  • Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
  • If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats.
  • What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
 

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