Rabbit jokes

Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one if it hops right to it.

Q: If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have?

A: A receding hare line!

Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?

A: A 14 carrot ring!

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?

A: A hare dryer!

Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?

A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?

A: Hip-Hop!

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