Funny resume typos

“I am a rabid typist. My work ethics are impeachable, and I have nervous of steel.”

“I am attacking my resume for you to review.”

“following is a grief overview of my skills”

“Hope to hear from you, shorty.”

“I enjoy cooking Italians and Chinese.”

“I speak fluent English and Spinach.”

“Student today. Vice president tomarrow.”

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