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- Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
- Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
- How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
- What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
- What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpetrator.
- Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
- What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
- Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
- If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats.
- What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
