Archive for the ‘Silly Jokes’ Category

Cat jokes

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped […]

The Frog and the Rat

A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, “If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?” The Barkeep says “Depends on how good of a trick it is.” The Drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a frog and places him behind the piano. The frog […]

Mexican Lightbulb Joke

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?  A: Juan

Japanese Banking Crisis

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse. Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and […]

Requesting a three day pass

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!” So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO […]

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