Barakamon epsiodes 1-3. Dropped.

Actually it’s more like episode 1, half of 2, 3, then dropped. I’ve watched enough anime to know what I like and what I don’t like, so there’s no need to drag things out any longer than I should. But still, I started Barakamon because it was a suggestion I got in response to a request for recent, complete anime. It’s only fair to those who suggested it to explain in a few brief points why I quit so quickly, especially when Barakamon is only 12 episodes long so I was already a quarter of the way through.

Reason 1: The exoticization of the “other.” No, this hasn’t turned into a social commentary blog. And you don’t have to memorize any difficult terms, though it helps to know that exoticization/exotification = “the act of romanticizing elements of something, like a culture, that is foreign to oneself.” You’ve probably seen it in action without knowing it, every time you read a book or watch a movie or listen to a BBC documentary about some wealthy, down-at-heart urbanite who moves to some remote island or jungle or whatever and learns from the “natives” ‘what life is really all about.’ In shallower works of this sort, this will often involve fornicating with one or more of the more presentable natives as well.

And it’s always someone from the “civilized” world learning ‘life lessons’ from people who are clearly portrayed as more primitive, more backward, less sophisticated and frequently more ‘in touch with man and nature.’ City boy/girl observes or participates in their quaint little customs and imbibes their quaint little view of life all and suddenly all is right with him again. The protagonist’s struggles to fit in and accept their way of life is only used to highlight just how foreign their ways are to him, and by extension to the rest of the presumably civilized audience.

*heavenly music*
*heavenly music*

What a farce. And how dehumanizing to those portrayed as ‘other’ instead of as human beings in their own right. You even get several scenes that mock their local dialect – oh look, the little primitives can’t even understand each other sometimes, they should learn to talk normally like we do. But no, there’s a lesson in this for higher mortals such as ourselves, we’re so clever, etc etc. And so we comfort ourselves thinking we’ve changed from the experience, but actually we have just reinforced our own superiority by taking what is ‘meaningful’ from the experience and melding it to our original advanced way of life.

That’s Barakamon in a nutshell, that is.

Reason 2. It’s too preachy. Just because you have the fairy godmother of wisdom embodied in the form of a 6-year old or whatever doesn’t make preachiness any less preachy. There’s always some lesson for protagonist whatshisname to learn, no matter where he turns. And it’s not enough to merely show him changing or learning, instead the show has to spend a few minutes beating us over the head with it through either a long lecture or a long soliloquy from protagonist-guy. Just show us what’s happening, don’t talk all the time.

barakamon naru takes all

Reason 3. I didn’t like the characters. A slice-of-life show lives and dies by its characters. If you like them, great. If you don’t, that’s the end of the show for you. The main character is too self-centered and full of himself. Of course the point of the show is to change that aspect of his life, but he’s so hard to root for that I don’t care to stick around and see it. The rest of the villagers are just too pushy, too over-familiar and too preachy for me to care for. I would be out of the village in no time if people kept shoving themselves into my life the way they do in Barakamon.

Luckily everyone is so nice and understanding that they totally forgive him for being a jerk all the time.
Luckily everyone is so nice and understanding that they totally forgive him for being a jerk all the time.

Reason 4. I didn’t like the humor. It would have been better as just a slice-of-life show, maybe, because the harder Barakamon tried to be funny, the more I felt myself pulling away. I don’t like ‘humor’ that revolves around embarrassing someone, for one thing. And much of the so-called humor in this show was just vulgarity, like a 6-year old using all kinds of filthy language, or someone being given a suppository, or a man hugging another man to the glee/shock of a closet yaoi fangirl. That sort of thing. Not my kind of show at all.

And there you have my 4 reasons for dropping Barakamon.

 

Watashi no Koshien volume 2 review

Right-ho, continuing where we left off with the Kugunari High School baseball team and their rookie female coach. The entirety of Watashi no Koshien volume 2 is spent on the fall tournament match that was started at the end of the previous volume where the Kugu 9 go up against Seiryo, the best school in Miyagi prefecture, in their very first official match. If that sounds similar to Ookiku Furikabutte, let me assure you that the similarities don’t end there but are plentiful and easy to spot for anyone who has read both.

But just because I thought I knew how things were going to play out doesn’t mean I got any less nervous as I read the game. It’s not like Seiryo is ready to just roll over and play dead. While they started out underestimating pitcher Kouhei, by the halfway point they had pulled out their second-stringers and populated the lineup with nothing but regulars. Kouhei hangs in there valiantly, but by the end of the volume his stamina is starting to fail him – and he’s finally starting to appreciate that the training from hell he went through in Tokyo actually had a point.

Watashi no Koshien 115This volume also gives a bit of development to some of the other guys on the team. Rookie catcher Moichi has never caught anything other than a fastball before, but there’s a limit to how far Kouhei’s fastball can take them, so he has to learn to catch sliders on the fly. Third baseman Baba makes a fatal mistake and nearly costs them a run. Can he redeem himself? And was girly-boy Bei recruited just to round out the team or does he have hidden depths? The star of the team is clearly Kouhei and he gets the majority of attention, but much of the rest of the team gets their chance to shine as well.

So what about the initial mystery of the story? Coach Wataya’s dead boyfriend who is now a ghost possessing a baseball, what’s up with him? Well halfway through the match he manages to possess the body of the team adviser. He uses the opportunity to give the team all kinds of advice and encouragement, like teaching Moichi to catch sliders and reminding Kouhei of a certain pitch he threw once, because it’s not a baseball manga if the pitcher doesn’t have a special pitch. What the ghost doesn’t do is tell us exactly what happened to him, but I suppose Shihono already knows so there’s no need to go over it in the middle of a game.

In the end the conclusion of the game is delayed until volume 3. This one ends in the 9th inning with Kouhei needed just one more out to narrowly eke out a win. Unforunately he’s barely staying standing, and if he can’t strike out the current batter then the next one will be the team’s cleanup. What does fate (and the author) have in store for the team? Find out in volume 3 of Watashi no Koshien!

Skimmed Ookiku Furikabutte chapter 116 (spoils)

I stopped reading Ookiku Furikabutte well over a year ago, suspecting (rightly as it turned out) that Nishiura would be playing Senda for a long, long time to come. I was both sad and happy to discover I didn’t really miss the series either. I like the characters, but everything takes so long to happen it’s not really worth following on a month-to-month basis.

But it’s a new year, I have time to kill, I thought I’d pop in to see how the Nishiura 9 (or 10) was doing against a top team like Senda. The first thing I noticed again was how bad the art is. Especially if you started with the anime like I did, it’s like WHAT IS IT I DON’T EVEN. Those eyes! Those mouths! Those body proportions! Even after you get to know the main characters, sometimes Higuchi just draws them so off-model you’re like… who?

More importantly, the spoilers: Nishiura is losing against Senda pretty badly. Mihashi’s special fastball is being knocked around like pinball and he’s already allowed 4 runs in that inning. I think the score is 7-4 in favor of Senda. To make matters worse Senda has just sent in an unknown batter as a pinch hitter… is the situation they’re in when the chapter begins.

No, that's not a frog. It's Izumi.
No, that’s not a frog. It’s Izumi.

And I was too lazy to read the whole thing so I jumped around a bit… Uhh, Abe failed to catch Mihashi’s knuckle curve and let a runner on. This match seems designed to teach Nishiura all the ways they’re lacking so they can improve on them. I should have thought the Koshien prelims did a good enough job of that, but well, let’s keep going. Flip, flip…

Oki makes some kind of mistake and Senda scores again. Okay, Nishiura has definitely lost this one. I hope Higuchi puts readers out of their misery soon. The series needs a time-skip to the next year ASAP, because these first-years have gone as far as they can possibly go. Sakaeguchi calls out to Mihashi, “You’re not alone! We’re all here with you!” Well I’m not.

The next batter gets another hit, but luckily Izumi catches it. 2 outs, still one more out left to get when the chapter ends. Even if they do get him out and change sides the game is almost over and Higuchi Asa isn’t the nice, warm kind of mangaka who would let her team come back from a 4-run deficit. At least now I know enough to check back in in about 6 months or so to see what the team does next after losing so spectacularly.

And might I add here that even though in real life losing matches and winning matches last roughly the same amount of time (especially in timed sports like soccer), fans don’t necessarily want to read 10 chapters of their favorite team losing, especially if those 10 chapters take 12 months to cover when you factor in the author’s breaks. Higuchi is a planner who must have known she was going to make them lose in the end, so she really should have condensed the match and focused on the “what happens next” aspect. We’re not going to get attached to Senda at this point, so stop introducing so many new characters and get on with it already!

The Irregular at Magic High School – How NOT to write a series about an overpowered main character

Happy New Year! Out with the old, in with the new! Which is why I did my best to finish watching The Irregular at Magic High School before the end of the year. Didn’t want to drag something like that along with me into the new year. Thanks to the regulars at Animesuki Forums, I’ve been given lots of suggestions for good, clean anime to watch this year, so there’s no need to hang on to stuff that’s not working.

So how was the final arc of Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei? Do I need to say it? It was bad. Really bad. The problem with this show, as with many light novel adaptations, is that the writers focused too much on adapting the light novel and not enough on actually creating a good anime. You know how whenever a book is turned into a movie the fans come out of the woodwork screaming about how X was left out and Y was changed, this director is the worst in the world, and so on and so forth? I’ve been guilty of it myself, but that doesn’t mean all changes are necessarily wrong. Sometimes there’s plenty of room for improvement in the original material.

mahouka episode 26The other problem with the arc was the same one all along: the enemies are really dumb and really weak. It seemed all along that the aim of the evil Great Asia Alliance was the Magic Thesis Competition, but then it turns out that they were actually after the Kanto Magic Headquarters all along.

If that’s the case, why pick a time of the year when security is relatively tight because of the competition? Why pick a date when the most powerful high school students in the country will be gathered a short distance away from your target? And why bother attacking the competition center and other parts of the city instead of throwing your full firepower at your target from the start?

Actually there are a ton of questions left over from that arc. I suspect they wasted far too much time animating unnecessary scenes from the LN (e.g. anything with Honoka, anything with Naotsugu/Shuu, anything with Iso-whatshisname and his girlfriend, the scene with Jiro Marshall, the stuff with the girl that wants revenge, anything with that Zhou-sensei guy since nothing came of it, a hundred other scenes) just to please the fans instead of focusing on telling a logical, coherent story. That’s why the last arc seems so rushed and nonsensical… is the most benign explanation I can come up with.

ma-26-1In the end the day is finally saved by (guess who?) Shiba Tatsuya, dressed to kill in a Venom suit that requires him to thump his crotch repeatedly to fly. Regular watchers of Japanese media might know this already, but the Japanese have funny ideas about what is ‘cool’ and what isn’t. Anyway, Tatsuya eventually blows up the port of Zhenhai and probably the whole city of Ningbo along with it and that’s the end of the evil Chinese invaders, any resemblance to living figures is completely coincidental heh heh heh.

Since Shiba was going to save the day all along and we knew it from the start, why did the writer bother building up the rest of the characters? The cast was entirely too large. If you needed a few students to defend the defenseless, you could have just stuck with Leo, Erika, Saegusa and Watanabe, making room for tighter storytelling and less time-wasting. After all they only really exist to make Tatsuya look good by taking lots of time and effort to do what he can do in a flash. Oh, and to get injured by being stupid just so Tatsuya can show off his l33t healing skills.

miyuki-tatsuya-shiba-mahouka-koukou-no-rettousei-anime-wallpaper-1920x1080The whole thing is muddled even further by the characters lacking any clear, defining attacks. “Everyone can use magic” just makes everyone interchangeable. To the end I still had no clear idea what Saegusa’s magic really was (something about smells?) or what, if anything, glasses girl could do in battle, or what made Kirihara any different from Leo.

…Not that it matters since Tatsuya beats them all anyway, but this was one area where they could have taken a leaf from the better sort of shounen fighting manga. A smaller cast with more clearly-defined roles and abilities would have gone a long way towards making the show easier to enjoy.

Well, that was that. I was warned that The Irregular at Magic High School was rather bad. I refused to listen and I got what I deserved. I’ve seen worse, of course, but I tend to like high-school series and I tend to like fighting series and I tend to like magic series, but when you put them all together and get a complete mess like this? Sad. And this is one area where “the light novel is better!” excuse doesn’t cut it, because the anime did nothing to suggest that or generate any interest in the source material. It didn’t leave any mysteries about what would happen next either (Tatsuya will continue to dominate everyone forever) so I think I’m done here. On to better things!

Watashi no Koshien volume 1 review

As you can see from the cover, the title is actually Watashi no Minna no Koshien (私のみんなの甲子園), i.e. Our My Koshien. The main character (?) is putting the “I” back in team by whipping a reluctant team of misfits back into shape to fulfill her dream of taking her school team back to Koshien once again.

It’s like this: Shihono Wataya was the manager of a high school baseball team that made it to Koshien once. After being eliminated they all swore to make it back there again but never did. At some point in time the team pitcher and ace (and Shinono’s boyfriend?) died. 10 years later Shihono gets her hands on a baseball that contains the ghost of the dead pitcher. This prompts her to become a substitute PE teacher at her old school + the baseball club’s coach. Said baseball club has really gone to seed, so it’s her job to get them fired up and ready to go again.

…Which she achieves rather easily in a few short chapters. Though I guess it shouldn’t be too surprising – anyone who would join a baseball team in the first place is at least moderately interested in playing the sport, Even their new pitcher Kouhei, who moved from Tokyo out to the boonies because he was allergic to the word “Koshien” (it’s a long story) gets with the program really quickly. As with most manga pitchers he’s also a highly-talented diamond in the rough who just needed a bit of molding.

私の甲子園 01_156+1Watashi no Koshien Volume 1 ends with our plucky team being suddenly thrown into a match with the best team in the prefecture, another staple of high school baseball manga, for those of you who follow it. And if I know my baseball manga I can predict how that game is going to go, but it’s still fun to watch it play out. Shihono is a complete amateur at coaching baseball, most of the players aren’t very good, and one of them was borrowed from the Handicraft club to make up the full 9, so we can expect a lot of silliness before the game is over.

So far the team of Ken Kawasaki (author) and Youji Kamada (artist) are doing a good job of making both the story and the action simple and easy to follow. The art and character designs are very well done, very “seinen-looking” a term that probably only makes sense to me, but it’s a style that makes me think immediately of dramatic seinen manga whenever I see it. I may have read something else by Kamada before. The only thing I can fault him for is that his backgrounds are a bit flat, as the page I posted shows, but since sports manga is more about what goes on in the foreground between characters I guess we can let it slide.

The cast is small, characters who should stand out do stand out (catcher, pitcher, two others) and the rest are clearly relegated to nameless fodder so we don’t waste brain power trying to remember their names. Contrast that to something like Big Windup! where it took nearly the whole show (season 2 included) to learn who was who.

It’s only volume 1 of 5, so it can be forgiven for being a little sparse on content as well. No great rival has shown up, no real problems have cropped up, everyone’s working hard and getting along nicely. So there isn’t much to say about Watashi no Koshien at this point except it has nice art and the story seems quite promising. Will the team make it Koshien where so many other baseball manga teams have failed? I will find out and tell you in due season.