I posted a few months ago about my struggle with vermin, particularly one dirty, nasty, filthy little mouse. My final solution for that mouse, which is now an ex-mouse, was POISON. Yes, rat poison. I bought some yummy tinned sardines, mixed them up with poison and deposited them all around the house. After seeing neither hide nor hair of the blasted creature for a few days, I finally noticed a very unpleasant smell around my piano. Oh, ewww >___<
Like hell I was going to open that and see something gross and stinky. I eventually enlisted the help of brave relatives who took care of the offending carcass while I was away at work. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Unfortunately my refuge at work has also been invaded…this time by cockroaches. I have a pretty good idea where they came from (it involves bananas bought from the market) but what matters is where they’re going now, which is the morgue, if I have anything to say about it. I’m flirting with the idea of buying a can of roach spray and spraying out my desk right before I leave work tomorrow. We’ll see. I HATE BUGS!!!