Absolute Duo episode 1-2 impressions (dropped)

The story for Absolute Duo goes like: A boy named Tōru Kokonoe decides he wants to become stronger and enrolls in a special school where people manifest their souls as weapons called Blaze. Tor is capable of producing his own Blaze, but for some reason it manifests as a shield instead of a weapon. Somehow he ends up sharing a room with a loli-like girl named Julie. Romantic hijinks do not ensue.

It wasn’t that bad, really, as far as the story went. I avoided reading a summary in advance in order to avoid poisoning my mind, so it came as a big surprise to me when the principal announced the surprise entrance exam. That’s new, I thought. Unfortunately combat was a short and silly affair, with people just whirling and running around with sharp weapons without a hint of choreography in sight. Absolute Duo is clearly not a show you watch for the combat.

What do you watch it for, then? The characters, I suppose. I liked just about everyone, even Thor. He’s a little more lively than your average “forced to share a room with a girl” anime protagonist tends to be, and it was really kind of him to give up his chance to room with his buddy just to keep Julie company. And Julie herself is rather sweet, though her innocent girl shtick is a little overdone. It was nice that she didn’t want to burden Thor with babysitting her, and I’m rooting for her to eventually make some friends and fit in with the rest of the class.

Why am I dropping the show, then? First off, because of scenes like these:

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The whole show is just one big excuse for fanservice. I wouldn’t have minded continuing otherwise, but this show and all the scenes in it are just designed to titillate viewers with jiggling boobs and half-naked girls, so it’s impossible for me to take it seriously. When Paul wrote “Finally, brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is of good repute, if there is any excellence and if anything worthy of praise, dwell on these things” in Philippians 4:8, I’m pretty sure he didn’t have this kind of lowbrow show in mind.

The second reason I’m dropping it is that I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the best of what Absolute Duo has to offer, so I want to leave on a high note. In my opinion nothing is going to top the slow development of friendship and caring between Thor and Julie in the first two episodes and the way they came to care for each other to the point of swearing to become a team. From here on out I predict lots of angst and painful pasts and poorly-animated combat (and fanservice, don’t forget the fanservice) so I’m going to get out while the going is good.

Another item crossed off my “To watch later” list.

Assassination Classroom episode 1 – impressions

I’m several seasons behind on my anime-watching, and while I’ve begun to catch up on the best of what I missed, by the time I finish watching the older stuff, what’s currently airing will be old as well. If I’m not careful I’ll always be playing catch up. That’s why I decided to check out at least an episode of everything that’s currently airing (that doesn’t sound too terrible) so I know what to pick up as soon as its done.

First on the chopping block: Assassination Classroom. A story about a class of losers tasked with killing their teacher, who happens to be octopoid monster intent on destroying the world. And a really good teacher too.

Thoughts:

– The opening theme was so off-putting and cringe-inducing I almost quit on the spot. Haruhi has a lot to answer for when it comes to starting the fad for dancing openings, but even that show had some sense of choreography. This is just a bunch of kids jumping around to really, really bad music. Who greenlighted this?

– At least it doesn’t have any really objectionable content. No bad language, no nudity and only comical violence at best.

assassination whining– From the description and the first few minutes I thought it was going to be a comedy, then some girly-looking boy starts whining and moaning “Boo hoo hoo, I had to go to the classroom for losers! Nobody sees me as I am! Nobody understands me!” Whine, moan, whine.

Then he tries to kill the teacher and fails but the teacher protects him from a grenade. Oh my, teacher-kun does acknowledge me for who I am, ufufu, I’m so happy, my life has meaning after all… I had to pause the video for a few minutes and try not to throw up.

– If episode 1 is anything to go by, every episode will be about some character learning some life lesson or another and finding meaning in their life blah blah thanks to this monster teacher he’s so wonderful but we’ve gotta kill him or he’ll destroy the earth blah blah. The formula is already old and it’s only episode 1.

– The Assassination Classroom manga is still running, which most likely means the characters haven’t succeeded in their goal. If the story was funny it might be worth following, but it’s not and I can’t stand the whining already.

Dropped before I even picked it up. That’s one thing I can cross off my “To watch or read someday” list.

 

Barakamon epsiodes 1-3. Dropped.

Actually it’s more like episode 1, half of 2, 3, then dropped. I’ve watched enough anime to know what I like and what I don’t like, so there’s no need to drag things out any longer than I should. But still, I started Barakamon because it was a suggestion I got in response to a request for recent, complete anime. It’s only fair to those who suggested it to explain in a few brief points why I quit so quickly, especially when Barakamon is only 12 episodes long so I was already a quarter of the way through.

Reason 1: The exoticization of the “other.” No, this hasn’t turned into a social commentary blog. And you don’t have to memorize any difficult terms, though it helps to know that exoticization/exotification = “the act of romanticizing elements of something, like a culture, that is foreign to oneself.” You’ve probably seen it in action without knowing it, every time you read a book or watch a movie or listen to a BBC documentary about some wealthy, down-at-heart urbanite who moves to some remote island or jungle or whatever and learns from the “natives” ‘what life is really all about.’ In shallower works of this sort, this will often involve fornicating with one or more of the more presentable natives as well.

And it’s always someone from the “civilized” world learning ‘life lessons’ from people who are clearly portrayed as more primitive, more backward, less sophisticated and frequently more ‘in touch with man and nature.’ City boy/girl observes or participates in their quaint little customs and imbibes their quaint little view of life all and suddenly all is right with him again. The protagonist’s struggles to fit in and accept their way of life is only used to highlight just how foreign their ways are to him, and by extension to the rest of the presumably civilized audience.

*heavenly music*
*heavenly music*

What a farce. And how dehumanizing to those portrayed as ‘other’ instead of as human beings in their own right. You even get several scenes that mock their local dialect – oh look, the little primitives can’t even understand each other sometimes, they should learn to talk normally like we do. But no, there’s a lesson in this for higher mortals such as ourselves, we’re so clever, etc etc. And so we comfort ourselves thinking we’ve changed from the experience, but actually we have just reinforced our own superiority by taking what is ‘meaningful’ from the experience and melding it to our original advanced way of life.

That’s Barakamon in a nutshell, that is.

Reason 2. It’s too preachy. Just because you have the fairy godmother of wisdom embodied in the form of a 6-year old or whatever doesn’t make preachiness any less preachy. There’s always some lesson for protagonist whatshisname to learn, no matter where he turns. And it’s not enough to merely show him changing or learning, instead the show has to spend a few minutes beating us over the head with it through either a long lecture or a long soliloquy from protagonist-guy. Just show us what’s happening, don’t talk all the time.

barakamon naru takes all

Reason 3. I didn’t like the characters. A slice-of-life show lives and dies by its characters. If you like them, great. If you don’t, that’s the end of the show for you. The main character is too self-centered and full of himself. Of course the point of the show is to change that aspect of his life, but he’s so hard to root for that I don’t care to stick around and see it. The rest of the villagers are just too pushy, too over-familiar and too preachy for me to care for. I would be out of the village in no time if people kept shoving themselves into my life the way they do in Barakamon.

Luckily everyone is so nice and understanding that they totally forgive him for being a jerk all the time.
Luckily everyone is so nice and understanding that they totally forgive him for being a jerk all the time.

Reason 4. I didn’t like the humor. It would have been better as just a slice-of-life show, maybe, because the harder Barakamon tried to be funny, the more I felt myself pulling away. I don’t like ‘humor’ that revolves around embarrassing someone, for one thing. And much of the so-called humor in this show was just vulgarity, like a 6-year old using all kinds of filthy language, or someone being given a suppository, or a man hugging another man to the glee/shock of a closet yaoi fangirl. That sort of thing. Not my kind of show at all.

And there you have my 4 reasons for dropping Barakamon.

 

Skimmed Ookiku Furikabutte chapter 116 (spoils)

I stopped reading Ookiku Furikabutte well over a year ago, suspecting (rightly as it turned out) that Nishiura would be playing Senda for a long, long time to come. I was both sad and happy to discover I didn’t really miss the series either. I like the characters, but everything takes so long to happen it’s not really worth following on a month-to-month basis.

But it’s a new year, I have time to kill, I thought I’d pop in to see how the Nishiura 9 (or 10) was doing against a top team like Senda. The first thing I noticed again was how bad the art is. Especially if you started with the anime like I did, it’s like WHAT IS IT I DON’T EVEN. Those eyes! Those mouths! Those body proportions! Even after you get to know the main characters, sometimes Higuchi just draws them so off-model you’re like… who?

More importantly, the spoilers: Nishiura is losing against Senda pretty badly. Mihashi’s special fastball is being knocked around like pinball and he’s already allowed 4 runs in that inning. I think the score is 7-4 in favor of Senda. To make matters worse Senda has just sent in an unknown batter as a pinch hitter… is the situation they’re in when the chapter begins.

No, that's not a frog. It's Izumi.
No, that’s not a frog. It’s Izumi.

And I was too lazy to read the whole thing so I jumped around a bit… Uhh, Abe failed to catch Mihashi’s knuckle curve and let a runner on. This match seems designed to teach Nishiura all the ways they’re lacking so they can improve on them. I should have thought the Koshien prelims did a good enough job of that, but well, let’s keep going. Flip, flip…

Oki makes some kind of mistake and Senda scores again. Okay, Nishiura has definitely lost this one. I hope Higuchi puts readers out of their misery soon. The series needs a time-skip to the next year ASAP, because these first-years have gone as far as they can possibly go. Sakaeguchi calls out to Mihashi, “You’re not alone! We’re all here with you!” Well I’m not.

The next batter gets another hit, but luckily Izumi catches it. 2 outs, still one more out left to get when the chapter ends. Even if they do get him out and change sides the game is almost over and Higuchi Asa isn’t the nice, warm kind of mangaka who would let her team come back from a 4-run deficit. At least now I know enough to check back in in about 6 months or so to see what the team does next after losing so spectacularly.

And might I add here that even though in real life losing matches and winning matches last roughly the same amount of time (especially in timed sports like soccer), fans don’t necessarily want to read 10 chapters of their favorite team losing, especially if those 10 chapters take 12 months to cover when you factor in the author’s breaks. Higuchi is a planner who must have known she was going to make them lose in the end, so she really should have condensed the match and focused on the “what happens next” aspect. We’re not going to get attached to Senda at this point, so stop introducing so many new characters and get on with it already!

My thoughts on: Bleach

Continuing my series on the 20 best-selling manga of all time (the ones I’ve read anyway), this time we have Bleach by Kubo Tite. It’s been a while since I dropped it, but I remember it’s about a boy named Shirosaki Ichigo who accidentally (and we find out later, not so accidentally) gains the power of a Shinigami (soul reaper) and has to fight enemies named Hollows so he can save dead souls from being eaten by them.

As with most shounen stories, especially recently, Bleach starts out relatively simply with a standard Monster of the Week format and then rapidly spirals out of control. I picked up the Bleach anime very early in its run, then dropped it and switched to the manga when I’d watched all the episodes currently out. For a while it went well. I liked the simple story, the Hollows were suitably threatening without being too scary, I liked the personalities of Rukia, Ichigo and especially Kon. The battles were a little hard to follow but the art style was clean and nothing dragged on too long.

kenpachiThen Soul Society happened. And that was okay, really. But it just went on for so, so long that I was ready to drop the manga by the end of it. I decided in to hang in there a little longer and what did I get for my troubles? Hueco Mundo. My anime-fu powers told me by that point that Ichigo & Co. were going to be in Hueco Mundo for a loooong, long time, so I decided to get out while the going was good. IIRC the last chapter I read featured Kenpachi fighting with one of the Hueco Mundo bad guys and the battle was like “I’m stronger than you!” “No, I’m stronger than you!” “No, I’m stronger than you!” Repeat for 10 chapters. In fact, repeat for 200 chapters and you have every battle in Bleach.

Of the Big Three Shonen Jump manga (One Piece, Naruto, Bleach), Bleach is the one I dropped the fastest. Which is a little sad because I introduced several people to the series and they absolutely loved it. So they’d keep coming up to me week after week with “Did you see X vs Y this week!?” and I’d be like nooo, I dropped Bleach ages ago and they wouldn’t believe me. Unfortunately they’ve all grown tired of Bleach as well now. They stuck it out through Hueco Mundo and through the Karakura Town arcs and then instead of the manga ending Kubo Tite apparently started a new arc. Which I hear isn’t half bad, but series fatigue has just set in for most people I know.

tl;dr Bleach is not a bad series at all for shonen fans, but you do need a lot of patience. If you haven’t started it yet, it might be best to wait for the whole thing to end and then read it all in one go.