Taliban TV Guide

MONDAYS:
7:30 – “I Dream of Fatima”
8:00 – “Husseinfeld”
8:30 – “Mad About Everything”
9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”
9:30 – “The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show”
10:00 – “Allah McBeal”

TUESDAYS:
7:30 – “I Love Sheep”
8:00 – “Wheel of Terror and Fortune”
8:30 – “The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right”
9:00 – “Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darnest Things”
9:30 – “Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers”
10:00 – “Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer”

WEDNESDAYS:
7:30 – “Talibantubbies”
8:00 – “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed”
8:30 – “When Northern Alliance Attack”
9:00 – “Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread”
9:30 – “Just Shoot Everyone”
10:00 – “Veilwatch”

THURSDAYS:
7:30 – “Hanging With Mr. Hijacker”
8:00 – “Matima Loves Chachi”
8:30 – “M*U*S*T*A*S*H”
9:00 – “Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils”
9:30 – “My Two Baghdads”
10:00 – “Diagnosis: Heresy”

FRIDAYS:
7:30 – “This Old Tent”
8:00 – Movie of the Week “Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves”
8:30 – “Khalid and his Camel”
9:00 – “Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darnest Things”
9:30 – “Achmeds Creek”
10:00 – “No-Witness News”

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