A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: ‘May i see your license?’
Lady: ‘What does it look like?’
Officer: ‘It’s a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.’
The lady looks through her bag, pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says: ‘If you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn’t have pulled you over!’
