Summer Wars anime movie review

I thought I’d watch something more recent for a change, though I have been enjoyed the older anime movies I’ve been watching. Summer Wars is from the same director as The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, which I thought was a rather meh movie with a spectacularly dumb twist near the end. Needless to say I wasn’t expecting much from this one, which is just as well. But first the summary:

Kenji is your typical teenage misfit. He’s good at math, bad with girls, and spends most of his time hanging out in the all-powerful, online community known as OZ. His second life is the only life he has – until the girl of his dreams, Natsuki, hijacks him for a starring role as a fake fiance‚ at her family reunion. Things only get stranger from there. A late-night email containing a cryptic math riddle leads to the unleashing of a rogue AI intent on using the virtual word of OZ to destroy the real world, literally. As Armageddon looms on the horizon, Kenji and his new “family” set aside their differences and band together to save the worlds they inhabit.

The summary goes on to call this a “near-perfect blend of social satire and science fiction” but it’s nothing of the sort, so we can leave that part out. Certainly an attempt is made to blend the two, but it is very poorly done and instead ends up diluting the effects of either one. If I praised Leda – The Fantastic Adventure of Yohko for its small cast and focused story, I’m going to have to go the opposite direction and criticize Summer Wars for an overlarge cast and story that can’t decide what it wants to be. Sci-fi save-the-world thriller or a lengthy rambling treatise about the joy of having a big family and how anybody who doesn’t is a cringing loser? Pick one.

Don't be fooled. Natsuki does diddly squat for most of the movie. But having girls on your cover makes it sell more, so...
Don’t be fooled. Natsuki does diddly squat for most of the movie. But having girls on your cover makes it sell more, so…

Part of the problem is the setting. A malicious A.I. on the “internet” is causing all kinds of havoc in real life, but almost all the cast are based in some small town called Ueda, and not even in the town proper but some distance away, so they’re not feeling the direct effects of the traffic chaos and bursting water pipes and fake ambulance calls and that sort of thing. They’re just chilling in their big fancy house eating delicious food and bickering among themselves. It’s not until their grandma dies – maybe because of the A.I. but more likely because of just plain being 90 years old – that they sober up and decide to save the world, but even then not all of them.

Which is another thing I have against the movie – how useless the women are for most of the show. The grandma/great-grandma is portrayed as a smart and resourceful cookie, but every other female in the show is dumb, selfish and self-absorbed to a fault. That includes the lead female Natsuki, who spends most of the show lying to her family and then fawning over her uncle Wabisuke. The rest of her aunts and female cousins just bicker, eat food, watch TV and don’t know the first thing about the serious business that’s going on because they’re just focused on domestic tasks.

Sure in the end the task of taking on the A.I. in an incomprehensible game of Hanafuda falls to Natsuki, but it’s obvious that this was just because someone on the staff woke up and said “Hey, the women in this show are really dumb and useless, aren’t they?” And so even though it hadn’t been established at all that Natsuki was some Hanafuda prodigy or anything – in other words anyone could have done what she did, but the writers just wanted to make her less hateable – she gets a few minutes to shine before the men take over again. Back to the kitchen with you, girl.

summer_wars_love_machine-1522233Third thing I didn’t like about Summer Wars was that the enemy was an A.I. Not that it was a bad enemy or anything, but it’s hard to feel anything against a non-sentient program that is just doing what it’s programmed to do. Especially when the A.I. spends a lot of time in the show not doing anything in particular while the cast eats, sleeps and squabbles. It would be easy and highly profitable for a terrorist group or even a gang of script kiddies to take over this poorly-secured Oz ‘internet’ system which world army generals have been stupid enough to link their nuclear missile accounts to, but that would ruin the peaceful family-movie vibe Summer Wars is clearly going for, so we have to settle for a mutated Micky Mouse enemy instead. Lame.

That’s not to say I totally hated the movie or anything. If I did I wouldn’t have finished it and I probably wouldn’t review it. Summer Wars had its moments. It looked great, for one thing. Bright, vivid colors, fluid animations. Everyday  noises and sound effects like the TV in the background and the sound of footsteps on wood give an extra sense of realism to the regular family life scenes they’re trying to portray. The scenes in Oz were colorful and sometimes exciting. I got excited despite myself during the scene where they tried to trap the AI in the central tower, then it was like URGGHHH when their stupid cousin messed it all up. There’s always a screw up in any large family, I know it well.

summer-wars-got-new-monitor-and-just-saw-this-movie-hd-364987751But overall the effect of the family portions was diluted by the large cast (who should we care about) and the sci-fi stuff going on in the background (shouldn’t we be worrying about more than old family skeletons?) while the save-the-world story is watered down by the fact that the characters don’t seem to care that much, that they aren’t very competent or focused and that the enemy isn’t much to be afraid of. There’s a romance teased between Natsuki and Kenji at the end, but it comes totally out of nowhere and doesn’t fool anybody. I predict she’ll graduate in a year or two and date an older man who reminds her of her uncle and never give Kenji another thought at all in the near future.

tl;dr Summer Wars looks nice, but lacks focus. Still it does have a clearly told story and a clear beginning, middle and ending, unlike some of the twaddle I’ve watched recently, so you won’t go wrong giving it a watch.

 

Leda – The Fantastic Adventure of Yohko anime movie review

The Yohko in the title refers to main character Asagiri Yohko, an ordinary high school girl who composes a piano piece to give her the courage to confess to her crush. She puts this song on a cassette and puts it in her Walkman (that’s how you can tell the movie is from 1985), but right after she fails to confess, she discovers that the song has magical properties that can send her to a whole new world. Can Yohko make her way back to her own world? Or will she fall victim to bad guy Zell who will stop at nothing to make the power of the song his?

Maybe she will, maybe she won’t. But first she falls victim to the show’s fanservice directors, who quickly strip her of her sensible outfit and put her in a skimpy blue bikini for the rest of the show. That’s been the fate of most female fantasy warriors since antiquity, but somehow it’s more disconcerting when the heroine spends the first 30 minutes dressed in sensible fashion only to suddenly TRANS-FORM! into Fanservice Girl after a while.

yoni_52385But that’s just one minor nitpick with Leda – The Fantastic Adventure of Yohko. It was a pretty good movie for the most part, and short too at only 69 minutes thereabouts. The ‘Leda’ in the title is the name of a legendary goddess/warrior in Ashanty, the world Yohko ends up in, who imbues her with power (and the aforementioned bikini) and a rather ugly mecha as well as the power to fight the forces of evil. Unlike most shows/games of that sort, the legendary goddess never makes an appearance or has a Deus Ex Machina moment. It’s up to Yohko, with the help of talking dog Ringhum and new acquaintance Yoni to do the best she can against the merciless, ambitious (but voiced by Shuuichi Ikeda so I like him) Zell.

It’s a good movie not only because it’s short, but also because it’s focused. That means little to no time is spent on Yohko whining or crying or hesitating to do her duty. She just asks “Okay, what do I have to do to get home?” and then she sets about doing it. Sure she has a few moments of doubt, especially early on, but she’s not your typical crying princess character. She’s stronger than she looks without being headstrong and reckless like the opposite of that trope tends to be. She’s a cool girl.

The focused nature of the movie also extends to the cast, which is really, really small for an anime. There’s Yohko, her two companions, her unnamed faceless crush, Zell, his right-hand man and then lots of robots and assorted henchmen. That’s it. Not only is the cast small, but it’s also largely unexplored. Most people have a backstory, but there’s no real “Why” to it. E.g. Yoni is Leda’s miko, but why would she become one, and why is she still hanging in there when everyone’s gone? You can tell a little bit about the characters by extrapolating – e.g. Yohko is probably from a well-to-do home because she can afford a grand piano and piano lessons and stuff.

leda-3The downside of that focus means that not much time is spent exploring the world of Ashanty, which seems like a pretty interesting place. Zell’s motive for wanting the song is to conquer a new world because he claims Ashanty is dying, but at the end Yoni and Ringham say “Nah, we’ll be all right.” Will they really? Is the world really dying or not? If you like world-building and exploration, The Fantastic Adventure of Yohko isn’t really for you, because it’s exactly what is says on the tin – all about Yohko and virtually nothing else.

But what it does do, it does well. A simple story of a girl growing and learning to face up to her problems instead of running away. She’s also learned that she looks pretty fetching in a blue bikini with shoulder pads, and at least two other swimsuits as well, which is important knowledge for life if there ever was some. All in all The Fantastic Adventure of Yohko was an enjoyable watch – decent mix of action and slow moments, small but likable cast, simple story well told. I quite recommend it.

Legend of Crystania anime movie review

“Legend of Crystania” must be Japanese for “Boring anime movie I didn’t bother finishing” because I watched the first 55 minutes and then skipped to the ending. That says a lot, because the movie is only 77 minutes long including credits, and usually when I get that far in I just finish it. This time I just couldn’t see the point.

Apparently Legend of Crystania is a spin-off anime of the Record of Lodoss War anime series, so maybe if I’d watched that first I might have been a little more interested. My basic research tells me that the only carry-overs from main series to spin-off is the presence of two characters, Ashram and Pirotess, one of whom spends nearly the whole show brainwashed and crazy while the other has supposedly been nerfed into a helpless damsel in distress. It should have been possible to make a good movie regardless, but the writers probably just put a check mark next to their ‘cameo’ quota and carried on with their own crappy story.

Said story is about a boy named Re-something whose father is killed in a power struggle. Vengeful and enraged, Re-something runs for his life and ends up wandering into Crystania, the Land of the Gods, where the resident evil god offers him power. Of course that’s just a pretext for evil god taking over Re-something’s body, so the rest of his party has to try to talk him out of the deal while simultaneously fending off attacks from the locals and getting involved in a local struggle to resist the evil god.

legend of crystaniaIt sounds interesting on paper, but the 30 seconds you just spent reading that paragraph have given you the exact same feeling you would have gotten from spending 77 minutes watching it: “Ah. I see.” And that’s about it. The art is blah, the animation is TERRIBLE, a.k.a. ‘QUALITY’ with very washed-out colors, maybe because the movie is rather old (yes, 1995 is old now). The English dub voices were rather meh, but more or less okay except for some annoying little girl’s voice. Nothing too remarkable about the music.

I think the writers just automatically expected fans to care because “Hey, it’s Lodoss!” so if you don’t know/care about the world of Lodoss then tough luck. I suppose it would be like complaining because you picked up a random Naruto/other anime movie even though you don’t know or like that show. I honestly didn’t know it was based on anything else when I started watching it at random, so I’ll just have to be more careful next time I’m picking something to watch.

The other flaw on top of “automatically expected to care” is that there were just way too many parties and factions mixing it up by the end. It’s not exactly hard to keep track of, just hard to figure it who, if anyone, to root for. The evil god is evil, certainly, but the good guys are just a bunch of shrill people running around screaming their heads off. Like, okay?

legend of crystania chaos ringAnd Sherru/Pirotess is trying to free Ashram from the god’s control, but Ashram and the god made a deal fair and square. He got what he wanted, the god lived up to his end of the bargain, what’s the problem now? Why are you trying to back out now that you’ve got what you wanted? What, it wasn’t what you bargained for? Yeah well you should have thought of that before you got into it. Go file a lawsuit or something. Nope, sorry, can’t sympathize.

And after all that fussing and screaming, sure Sherru/Pirotess manages to free Ashram/exterminate the dark god, but from what I could tell the rest of the guys are left high and dry. Re-something in particular is still on the lam from the people who killed his father and he’s still stuck in Crystania without a way home. Apparently there’s a 3-OVA sequel called Legend of Crystania: The Chaos Ring which may or may not address the issue, but fool me once… I’m done here.

The Star of Cottonland anime movie review

Known in Japanese as Wata no Kunihoshi, The Star of Cottonland is an anime movie from 1984 that tells the story of a little anthropomorphized kitten who is taken in by a young man named Toshi. The kitten, Chibi-neko, is never drawn as a cat but as a loli catgirl, which apparently helped popularize catgirls in Japan. *shrug*

Anyway, it’s a cute but rather bland movie that follows Chibi-neko’s adventures as she first learns the differences between humans and cats (and which one she belongs to) and then goes on a day-long adventure through the city looking for the mystical land of Persia, which is supposed to be one huge litterbox as far as the eye can see. Sounds like a dream, eh?

Chibi-neko is cute, and she does learn a lot about the harshness of reality and how much life sucks for a cat on the run so it’s not an entirely vapid show. But still I only finished it like 2 days ago and it’s already blurred in my mind. It’s too slow-paced to keep children amused and too dull to interest adults. And the kitty is cute, but not THAT cute compared to some of the critters that have come after her. I imagine the manga might be a better read since it’ll be faster-paced, but I don’t feel any compunction to read it, so… yeah.

Worth a try if you like old anime movies the way I do, just don’t be disappointed when it turns out to be meh, ‘cos I warned you.

Shingeki Bahamut Genesis + Kamisama Hajimemashita + Akatsuki no Yona, all dropped

Dropped for various reasons, but dropped all the same. I’ll explain why.

Shingeki Bahamut Genesis – Had the makings of a good show. In fact I suspect it is a good show. I watched the first episode and thought it had great potential, but then I dun goofed and waited about 2-3 months to watch the second. Somehow the magic had faded away, leaving me to make a (-_-“) face as I watched a naked redhead prance across the screen with a demon tail. Needless to say I didn’t make it through episode 2. This is one show I should have just marathoned, but it’s too late and I don’t feel like going back now.

Kamisama Hajimemashita – I wouldn’t necessarily not watch a show about the protagonist becoming the ‘god’ of a false religion, but everything else about the show would have to be really, really good and this was just meh. Ever since I watched Hayate no Gotoku, all deadbeat parent stories have paled in comparison. Besides, there’s so much crappy shoujo out there that my favorite way of weeding out the dross is to ask “Does the main guy treat the main girl like trash?” Here the answer is clearly yes, so dropping Kamisama Hajimemashita was a piece of cake.

Akatsuki no Yona – Twelve Kingdoms meets Harukanaru Toki no Naka de, except without the travelling from another world gimmick. Female character starts out naive and weak but gradually grows stronger but still needs the protection of various bishies to get anything done, blah blah. People who say it’s unique or unusual haven’t played enough otome games. I only watched one episode and didn’t really feel like watching more. If it had been a 12-episode series, or if the 24 episodes covered the full manga then I might have considered it, but 24 eps for only half the story? Eh, I’ll pass.

Ah, it feels good to whittle my backlog down like this. Now, what to tackle next.