Archive for the ‘Silly Jokes’ Category

Silly joke: Cat on the roof

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra-special care of her cat. The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right. Her husband said: The cat just died. She burst into tears and said: How could you be so […]

10 anime jokes that made me smile

I haven’t ready any anime jokes funny enough to make me LOL before, but I’ve run into a few that made my lips twitch into a smile. That’s probably the most one could hope for from jokes about anime, as opposed to jokes within anime. See how many of these anime jokes you can get: […]

Chicken Surprise (silly joke)

Rhoda and Harry go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the Chicken Surprise.’ The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as Rhoda is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the […]

Rabbit jokes

Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one if it hops right to it. Q: If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A: A receding hare line! Q: What did the rabbit […]

Cat jokes

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped […]

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